It's the Right Time to Visit One!

By: Liza Tornton

Every time I want to visit a sex toys store I face a fiasco. Every time I claim for myself :”YES! This is the perfect day for visiting it!“, I stop, think a while and state for myself: “Hey, brave lady! Where do you go?”...
Oh, virtual sex toys stores are great ideas... But I would like to stare at sex toys tete-a-tete. I am more willing to touch, smell and see that buzzing rabbit in my palm. And that's a normal way to explore the realm of sex toys and buy a trusty buddy for years to come, don't you think?

In spite of all my feelings of fear and embarrassment, I visited one last week. I hesitated a few minutes in front of the smoky door... I looked like a lady who's waiting for someone in front of the sex shop... I was constantly staring at my SWATCH just for my idea to look more realistic... An hour I was waiting for that virtual person... But he/she didn't come... So, I decided to enter the shop...
I was brave. I turned around and courageously entered that “sacred”, “colorful” room...

My first impression? Two pairs of goggling eyes made me feel uncomfortable. Just like my dizzy eyes embarrassed them. The woman was grabbing - Mamma Mia!- an extra large dildo that I have never seen... even in the most eccentric porn movies...It reminded me of the time when I was 15... I went to a zoo and a zebra's black penis allured my glance for years to come...

Now...
To chose a sex toy is a long-way process that deals with privacy, intimacy. To my mind, nobody should know what size your vagina is and which are your sexual preferences. Often I think that it would be a great idea for the people who would like to buy a sex toy to call in advance and be registered for a specific day and hour. Just like we use to set an appointment to a health care provider. Thus nobody will get ashamed and will freely communicate asking for the reliable advice of the specialist. And that's logical. Nobody has to know that your man needs a penis pump and that you are not satisfied with his erections. And what if I meet there my ex boyfriend? People should think of other strategies to visit and buy sex toys. Definitely!Am I right?

And then why should we meet there our friends or damn it, our parents? You know who's the last person I would like to see in the sex shop? - my grandmother. She heard Fukoku gloves are great shoulder and back massagers. And one day she'll come here to buy them. Imagine if we will meet in here? OMG! Don't you think that's quite an ugly joke of fate? It is. And it's the worst one.

In a nutshell, my first visit in a sex shop was interesting. I saw many, many eccentric toys... I have virtually displayed my imagination...
One thing was clear... I think the consultant thought I was mute... No wonder... While generously pampering that extravagant construction I couldn't focus to answer her very, very private question: “ Lady, you like the replica of my husband's penis?”

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